Monday, April 07, 2003

Laides and gentlemen! At long, long, long, long, infinitely long last, PragLib has returned frrom the dead to offer you that pragmatically liberal commentary on Berkeley and the world that you've missed out on for so many long, agonizing months.

My first comment:

Andy Katz is a hack who feels obligated to be entertained on his own whim. Read his column from Monday. I imagine he also posts comments on narrative inaccuracies at alt.tv.simpsons.

Overall, I've been disappointed with the Daily Cal's coverage of the ASUC elections. In the past, they've given space to every candidate who was interviewed, even indulsing the joke platforms of Squelch! candidates.

I myself was interviewed for an HOUR AND A HALF by a Daily Cal reporter, only to have four sentences of the most quotidian stuff that I told the reporter be put in the newspaper, only furtheriong the indignity of being grouped as a "Minor Candidate" with fellow Presidential hopefuls Sean Byrne and Yvette Felarca.

Made up for it at the endorsements forum, though.

Anyway, keep reading. I'll try to be posting at least daily again.

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Silence broken:

Date: Sun, 20 Oct 2002 12:25:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Chancellor's Office"
To: "Berkeley Students"
Subject: UC Berkeley accreditation renewal


Dear Students:


On October 30 and 31, the campus will host the first of two site visits by
an external team of evaluators in conjunction with the renewal of our
accreditation, which occurs every ten years. The Western Association of
Schools and Colleges (WASC) has radically redesigned the accreditation
process to allow member institutions to engage in meaningful work on their
campus priorities.


We have chosen to use the accreditation process to improve the quality of
undergraduate education. Under the leadership of Professor Christina
Maslach, Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education, we are using the process
to focus on three topics, proposed by the campus and endorsed by WASC.
These are Enhancing Academic Engagement at a Large Public Research
Institution, Re-thinking the Delivery of Education, and Improving
Undergraduate Program Review.


This summer, we completed our Preparatory Review Report, reaffirming our
commitment to functioning with clear educational purposes, institutional
integrity and fiscal stability, and setting the stage for the upcoming site
visit. The Preparatory Review also lays the foundation for the final site
visit of an expanded team of external evaluators in Fall 2003. At that
time, the results of the study of our three topics will be examined.


I invite you to participate in this important project by viewing the
campus's Preparatory Review Report at the accreditation website
http://education.berkeley.edu/accreditation/index.html and by sending
comments and suggestions to accreditation@uclink.berkeley.edu.


Sincerely,



Robert M. Berdahl
Chancellor

{end radio transmission}

Monday, September 23, 2002

After spending the last three hours editing and proofing the current content for the next issue of the Heuristic Squelch, I must say that this next issue will be a quality one. Look for it to push your conventional perceptions of college humor. And also have lots of cock jokes.

Everybody loves cock jokes.

Friday, September 20, 2002

Alright guys, it's Praglib back from an extended hiatus. This hiatus was due both to my own uninterestedness and Blogger's repeated technical problems (at least for me). Anyway....

I hit up the Bear's Lair last night for liters with some Squelchers. A group of BCR folks came and sat down at another table and you know what, I'm sorry, but I'll I've got to say is Republicans? When it comes to drinking I think they're more like RepubliCAN'TS. Hah, I am so witty.

But seriously, a table with over 10 people and the only booze consumed were two liters of hefeweizen and another liter of indeterminate beer. And a pitcher of Coke.

I put up a two liters of porter challenge to BCR folks. You talk the talk in the Patriot. It's time to walk it.

That being said (and this is all in good fun), I wonder what it is that attracts so many men to the hefeweizen at the Bear's Lair. It's good, I'll give you that. I've always enjoyed the wheat beers, but it's not very beer-y. It's not my choice for evening consumption, it's more a hot afternoon refreshment beer. If I'm drinking a liter, I want each gulp to be a wonderfully powerful slap in the face. But in a good way. The best drunk I've ever felt was after drinking a liter of amber, a liter of porter, and a pint of Guinness later that night at Henry's.

But enough about beer.

Monday, August 26, 2002

Some interesting strike observations:

First of all, I fully support CUE's cause and would like to see them receive better compensation for their services. That being said, some of those out there striking are total boobs. Right in front of the protestors at Bancroft/College a police officer had pulled over a woman for some traffic violation, and given UCPD/BPD's relative leniency on writing traffic tickets, it was probably for a pretty good reason. Rather than continue with their own presumably important cause, they strikers began to chant "No ticket let her go" over and over again. This does not seem like a productive use of your time, CUE. Let's stick to the point.

Second, the push by CUE for students to not cross picket lines is depressing. It seems that CUE picked a way to protest that gets in the way of nobody on campus except for the students.

They have a good and just cause, but their methodology for going about having their message heard is flawed greatly.

In other news, Squelch meetings will be held in 122 Wheeler on Wednesdays from 7:00-8:00PM.

Saturday, August 24, 2002

Hey kids, I'm back after a two-week or so hiatus. Lots of interesting stuff turning up recently. Kevin has adopted the Alcohol Moratorium as his breaking news baby, so keep tabs on CalStuff for the latest.

In other news, the Back-to-School issue of the Heuristic Squelch was sent to Fricke-Park printers on schedule and should be set for distribution as early as Monday, but most definitely on Tuesday. It's a very strong issue, lots of good content, great graphics, and a drop-your-pants hilarious cover. The first Squelch Comedy Night of the year will be held on Tuesday, September 10 at 8:0PM in the Bear's Lair. A very funny comic, Jim Short, will be headlining with local favorites David Spark (feature) and Louis Katz (opener) supporting. Tickets ($5) will be available on Sproul for the next couple weeks, or you can email me at: david@squelched.com. For those interested in participating in the Squelch this year, meetings will be held Wednesdays at 7:00PM in an as-of-yet to be determined room. I'll let you know where as soon as I find out.

So, school starts on Monday, I'm in my own spiffy single room and I'll be posting more or less daily again. Keep on reading, friends.

Cheers.

Saturday, August 10, 2002

So, the present of the Ford Motor Company made an announcement today, saying that America's love affair with the automobile is growing stale and may even be dying.

This is a very closed-minded and myopic statement in my mind.

It's true that Americans are falling out of love with the big engined rear-wheel drive American monster machines that Ford and GM crank out every year like it's still 1969. The buying public, especially the youth markets, are looking for cars that handle well and can be worked on and improved cosmetically and from a performance standpoint with low-maintenanc bolt-on parts. Thus the rise of the rice-rockets and similar cars and the popularity of Hondas, Toyotas, and Volkswagens. These cars are also quirky and unique cars. Interest clubs spring up all over the place for cars that aren't terribly fancy: VW Sciroccos (cars that don't even Blue Book for $1000), Saab 900's and 9000's, Honda Civic SI's and old CVCC's. These cars aren't particularly expensive, flashy, or even fast. But they're all unique, fun-to-drive cars that develop intensely loyal followings.

My circle of friends and I are big car fans, but we don't care about sleek looking tailfins or big block engines, we want to know how well this car can handle curves; can I take a 90 degree turn at 45 miles an hour and not drift? The engines we like are the powerful naturally aspirated BMW inline sixes or the fire-breathing turbocharged Porsche flat-six engines. Why waste time and fuel with big block V-8's when you can turbocharge a four-banger and beat most anything the weekend warriors have to offer off the line in a heartbeat and you'll be hugging corners while that GTO is plowing into mailboxes.

Ford and GM just haven't been staying attuned to what people want from cars. It should be a clue that the stylish, sleak, and more compact Japanese, Korean, German, and Swedish cars are, in terms of percentage markets, outselling most everything Ford and GM have to offer in the West Coast and Northeast markets. While Honda Accords and VW Jettas sell like hotcakes in the desirable 16-30 year-old market, Michigan is still cranking out Cavaliers and Tauruses, cars that just are not any fun and are not very stylish. Ford's finally on the right track with the Focus, but it took them a couple years to market one with decent power, the SVT Focus pushing close to 200 horses, as opposed to the piddling 110 in the base Focus. Still, these cars simply lack the comfortable handling of their Japanese and German counterparts.

And don't get me started on the fact that Chevy still cranks out the Corvette with a pushrod V-8.

I leave out DaimlerChrysler, both because those cars aren't 100% American and they're doing a pretty good job at following the lead of the imports. Cars like the Neon and the LHS are definitely tops in their classes for American cars and compete admirably with the Japanese and German imports.

American manufacturers still rule the road when it comes to full-sized trucks: the Silverado, F150, and Ram are all great trucks, but the Toyota Tundra is quickly catching up with the big boys. American manufacturers are fighting even harder in the compact truck division against Mazda pick-ups and the ever-popular Toyota Tacoma. Even SUV's, for a long time owned virtually uncontested by Ford and GM, are branching out, with Honda/Acura and Toyota doing brisk business. Lexus, Merceders-Benz, Rover, BMW, and now Porsche fight it out in the luxury SUV division that Michican still hasn't offered up a decent competitor in other than the over-the-top gaudiness of the Cadillac Escalade and its counterpart the GMC Envoy.

Ford and GM will always be able to sell their cars in the Midwest and South, where everyone wants to be the next guy on the block with a Monte Carlo and Towncar in their driveway, but in the competitive markets in the West and Northeast, they have quite a way to go to break into the mid-sized car market dominated by VW, Honda, and Toyota, and even farther to go in the sports sedan/luxury division where BMW, Audi, Mercedes-Benz, Lexus, and now even Saab have iron grips. Nobody's going to drive to work at their Bay Area biotech firm in a Cadillac and nobody's going to cruise Santa Monica Boulevard in a Buick. At least no one from California.

Take a clue from the Japanese and Germans, Michigan. Ditch the obnoxious moulded plastic on every single thing Pontiac has to offer. Put out something small and tight with a turbocharger. I can count the number of American cars available from the manufacturer with forced induction on one hand. Basic entry-level cars from VW and Subaru are equipped with turbochargers. Every Subaru on the market is all-wheel drive. These are things that people want in cars and that's where America's love-affair with American cars will be rekindled. Follow Ford's lead with the Focus and in a few years markets should shift and American cars can again be competitive in the auto markets in the West and Northeast. But come on, don't blame the American public for falling out of love with American cars, take a look at what you've offered to the domestic market, particularly the 20-something crowd (the demographic you have to hit if you want love-affairs to last) in the last 15 years.

Cheers.